Amazon Lockers are popping up everywhere.  To include Trader Joe’s and Seven-11 (or 7-Eleven; or 7-11) – noteably only 25 yards from one another.  Then.  Then, I saw one of these locker boxes at Safeway, shit you not, less than a 1/4 mile away.  So, here’s what I’m taking from this… People in my neighborhood are getting Amazon boxes stolen off their front porches en mass – in this case, defined as gross tonage.  I blinked and woke to find I don’t know what I’ve ordered, I don’t know what I have, and I feel violated by the big yellow locker boxes.

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